she looked like the bat from fern gully.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
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my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
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