I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
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