That's intense
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
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Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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