But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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