Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
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After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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