Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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