Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
