Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
how do you play pong handcuffed?
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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