Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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