There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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