Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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