He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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