butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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