Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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