i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
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Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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