Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
