Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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