im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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