If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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