i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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