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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
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My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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