Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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