we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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