How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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