Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
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I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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