come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
Randomize
