I just pynch a tree in the face
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm getting married
To pizza
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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