Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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