no you cant smoke seaweed
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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