Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
