wake up i wanna do it froggy style
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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