Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
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It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
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What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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