So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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