Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
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dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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