physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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