The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
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I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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