i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
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i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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