physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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