I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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