Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
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She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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