Your dad touched me again.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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