he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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