My brain says no but my pants say off.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
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The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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