he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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