and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
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so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
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New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
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