Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
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Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
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