Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
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There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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