When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he puts the penis in happiness.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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