Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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