They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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