You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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