I must be too annoying 4 u.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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