We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
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We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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