WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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