I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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