i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
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He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
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If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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