This girl is more easily done than said...
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
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just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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