he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
ttyl tear gas
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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