i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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