Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
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She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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