the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
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I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I would ride that face into the sunset
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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