Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
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sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
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How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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