Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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