wrigley field is MILF paradise
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
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